转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!

---

Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander

"Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth"

"Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?"

"Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn"

---

QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts."

NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water."

EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water."

CAPT: "What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers."

转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/