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Business one-liners 29
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  • 转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning.

    Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation.

    Pick good people; talent never wears out.

    Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.

    Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

    Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition!

    Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

    Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.

    Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water; it's easier if it's frozen.

    Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

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