转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:

1. Here honey, you use the remote.
   
   
2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
   
   
3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
   
   
4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
   
   
5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
   
   
6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
   
   
7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
   
   
8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
   
   
9. We never talk anymore