转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ The Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Security Guard When Caught Stealing Coins From A Mall Fountain

1. "Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"
   
   
2. I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel."
   
   
3. "DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!"
   
   
4. "Did you know that it now costs 35 cents to make a phone call?"
   
   
5. "Thanks idiot...I had just made a wish that I could clean the fountain out and not get caught! Way to ruin that wish!!"
   
   
6. "Have you seen that really cool gumball machine in the food court? It rolls down a spiral ramp!"
   
   
7. "I'm at the last level of Mortal Kombat IV and I need another quarter."
   
   
8. "I'm trying to match the exact amount of your worthless paycheck you Barney Fife wannabe!"
   
   
9. "See..I need a quarter to make a phone call to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous sponsor and that's why I'm stealing the quarters in the fountain. I NEED HELP MAN!!!"
   
   
10. "Ummmm...I'm looking for beer money?"