转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ The Top 10 Floor Plans for the Planet Hollywood Movie Hotel

1. "Scream" suite which becomes vacant quickly.
   
   
2. Hotel pool never gets used due to menacing music and one lone fin circling at all times.
   
   
3. Marv Albert has reservations for "The Crying Game" floor.
   
   
4. More suicide jump precautions on the Pauly Shore floor than anywhere else.
   
   
5. No one takes a shower on the "Psycho" floor
   
   
6. Pee-Wee Herman as a tour guide...YIKES
   
   
7. No buttons on the elevator to the Star Wars floor...just use the Force.
   
   
8. Room service involves Shannon Tweed and George Clooney.
   
   
9. Wake up call on Stallone floor is "Yo, Adrian!"
   
   
10. "Showgirls" floor booked until 2010..by Congress.