转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ WOMEN扴 LANGUAGE TRANSLATED

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I抦 sorry. = You抣l be sorry.

We need... = I want

It抯 your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You抣l pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don抰 want you to.

I抦 not upset = Of course I抦 upset, you moron! You抮e so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You抮e certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I抦 going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you抮e really not going to like.

I抣l be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I fat? = Tell me I抦 beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you抮e dead.

Was that the baby? = Why don抰 you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In response to What抯 wrong?:

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It抯 just that you抮e such an idiot!

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