转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ You might be a reneck if...

You watch "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and have to find someone to explain it to you.

Your mom kisses you goodnight and you go to school the next day and say you've met your future wife.

When your wife walks in front of you it looks like two pigs fighting in a gunny sack.

Your only excuse for smelling bad is it runs in the family.

Your favorite fruit is chicken.

You think those yellow traffic signs that say "Slow children at play" means the kids in the area are not too bright.

At least one of the kitchen appliances on your front porch is more than forty years old.

You think "Country & Western" covers both types of music.

You've ever used a hangnail as a tooth pick.

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