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    Dumb Missouri Laws

  • It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)

    Buckner

  • In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

    Excelsior Springs

  • Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
  • Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.

    Kansas City

  • Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
  • Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

    Marceline

  • Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

    Marquette

  • It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

    Mole

  • Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

    Natchez

  • It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

    Purdy

  • Dancing is strictly prohibited.

    St. Louis

  • It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.
  • A milk man may not run while on duty.

    University City

  • Four women may not rent an apartment together.

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