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    Dumb Mississippi Laws

  • Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
  • Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
  • Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37

    Columbus

  • The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

    Oxford

  • It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
  • One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
  • Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
  • Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses. Tylertown
  • It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

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