转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?

Shut up and shoot again!

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!

Shut up and keep digging.

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Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?

Shut up and flush.

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Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!

Shut up or I'll flush it again!

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Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.

Shut up or I'll flush it again.

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