转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?

Shut up and comb your face!

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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.

Billy, let go of Susie's ear.

Billy! Let go of her ear!

All right Billy, give me the ear.

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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.

Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and keep digging.

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.

Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.

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