转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/ Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

Shut up and eat around it!

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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?

Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

Shut up and get back in the box!

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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!

Shut up and comb your face!

转自酷八兔英语笑话http://joke.k8tu.com/